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zamasy20 wrote:Kreatifnye...teman suke...
......
This is wat we call ......."..
AMAIZING!!! XD.."
enJOy.!..not Lina Joy yea!
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The Simple Facts
Did you know you share your birthday with atleast 9 other million people in the world?
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginiastill had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The human heart creates enough pressure whenit pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded historynot to have a full moon.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp,you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Cat's urine glows under a black light. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
Babies are born without knee caps.They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers...they saw it as competition.
You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginiastill had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The human heart creates enough pressure whenit pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded historynot to have a full moon.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp,you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Cat's urine glows under a black light. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
Babies are born without knee caps.They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers...they saw it as competition.
You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing
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Incredible Julian Beever Drawings
More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Incredible!!!!! Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England , France , Germany , USA, Australia and Belgium Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.
Don't miss seeing Julian Beever on the Top of the Bottle
Do you notice everything is fake??? even the hose and water?
Look Closely, you can see the Bricks through the Chalk on the Monitor Screen
There is no hole in this pavement???
People are actually avoiding walking in the "hole"
Which is the real guy & which beer is real?
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You can still see the blocks of concrete.
Spiderman to the rescue.
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....... nama english korang?
Click here:
Username in english
....... nama jerman korang?
click here:
Usename in german
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BILA ISTERINYA YANG DAPAT SI SUAMINYA TAK DAPAT SAMA,
APAKAH PERKARA ITU???CUBA TEKA..??
APABILA SUAMI DAPAT ISTERI NYA PUN DAPAT SAMA-BILA BUAT ANAK (DUA2 DPT 'KEPUASAN")
BILA ISTERINYA YANG DAPAT SI SUAMINYA TAK DAPAT SAMA-BILA ISTERI "MONOPAUSE"..
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proffesor clone wrote:fadel wrote:APABILA SUAMI DAPAT ISTERI NYA PUN DAPAT SAMA,
BILA ISTERINYA YANG DAPAT SI SUAMINYA TAK DAPAT SAMA,
APAKAH PERKARA ITU???CUBA TEKA..??
APABILA SUAMI DAPAT ISTERI NYA PUN DAPAT SAMA-BILA BUAT ANAK (DUA2 DPT 'KEPUASAN")
BILA ISTERINYA YANG DAPAT SI SUAMINYA TAK DAPAT SAMA-BILA ISTERI "MONOPAUSE"..
....salah la .. proffesor clone ......cuba lagi erkkk....takpe..nanti.....bole cube lagi.....bnyk... teka-teki menunggu lagi...
p/s clue ......smpai waktu ..la,,..kalo pjg umor la./ ade murah rezeki..kao akan pakai....OOPshh!....cube la le..
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APABILA SUAMI DAPAT ISTERI NYA PUN DAPAT SAMA-BILA BUAT ANAK (DUA2 DPT 'KEPUASAN")
BILA ISTERINYA YANG DAPAT SI SUAMINYA TAK DAPAT SAMA-BILA ISTERI "MONOPAUSE"..
Manenye prof...kalau isteri menopose...suami pun akan mengalaminye sama...
Lain le si suami tu kawin ngan org tua....
APABILA SUAMI DAPAT ISTERI NYA PUN DAPAT SAMA-BILA BUAT ANAK (DUA2 DPT 'KEPUASAN")
BILA ISTERINYA YANG DAPAT SI SUAMINYA TAK DAPAT SAMA-BILA ISTERI "MONOPAUSE"..
Manenye prof...kalau isteri menopose...suami pun akan mengalaminye sama...
Lain le si suami tu kawin ngan org tua....
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kreatif betul manusia ni.....
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Brain scanner
If you entered a name, you'd see more than an empty brain!.....
click the brainscannr button.
brainscannr
If you entered a name, you'd see more than an empty brain!.....
click the brainscannr button.
brainscannr
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nie kalo pakai nick name
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Malam Jumaat-.....
Malam itu malam Jumaat. Kassim ingin beristirahat awal
bersama isterinya, dia fikir dia akan dapat banyak ganjaran jika
berbuat begini. Ganjaran paling nyata ialah hakikat dia kini sudah
mempunyai lapan orang anak: empat daripada mereka masih kecil lagi.
Yang bongsu masih lagi menyusu
"Malam ini kita tidur awal. Malam jumaat" kata Kasim pada Ani, isterinnya yang sedang menyusu anak bongsu mereka
" Tak boleh bang. Sebab anak anak kita masih belum tidur, nanti saya tidur kan mereka dulu"
" Baiklah awak uruskan mereka. Abang akan ke bilik sebelah membaca
Al-quran" balas Kassim, sambil ke bilik air mengambil wudhuk, setelah
mendapat kan songkok. Kitab al-quran dan meminum seteguk air sejuk
Kassim bersedia untuk memulakan kerja ibadahnya?
"BISMILLAHHIRROHMANN IRROHIM"
" Bang!! Anak dah tidur" Terkejut Kassim mendengar suara Ani yang
membawa khabar baik kepadannya dalam jangkamasa yang begitu singkat.
" SODAQALLAHULAZEEM "
p/s...hehe...trus habis mengaji..takper, ibadah jgak tu..
Malam itu malam Jumaat. Kassim ingin beristirahat awal
bersama isterinya, dia fikir dia akan dapat banyak ganjaran jika
berbuat begini. Ganjaran paling nyata ialah hakikat dia kini sudah
mempunyai lapan orang anak: empat daripada mereka masih kecil lagi.
Yang bongsu masih lagi menyusu
"Malam ini kita tidur awal. Malam jumaat" kata Kasim pada Ani, isterinnya yang sedang menyusu anak bongsu mereka
" Tak boleh bang. Sebab anak anak kita masih belum tidur, nanti saya tidur kan mereka dulu"
" Baiklah awak uruskan mereka. Abang akan ke bilik sebelah membaca
Al-quran" balas Kassim, sambil ke bilik air mengambil wudhuk, setelah
mendapat kan songkok. Kitab al-quran dan meminum seteguk air sejuk
Kassim bersedia untuk memulakan kerja ibadahnya?
"BISMILLAHHIRROHMANN IRROHIM"
" Bang!! Anak dah tidur" Terkejut Kassim mendengar suara Ani yang
membawa khabar baik kepadannya dalam jangkamasa yang begitu singkat.
" SODAQALLAHULAZEEM "
p/s...hehe...trus habis mengaji..takper, ibadah jgak tu..
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Lawak Suami programmer dan isteri....
Suami: (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Isteri: Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?
Suami: Bad command or filename.
Isteri: Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!
Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?
Isteri: Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?
Suami: Variable not found...
Isteri: Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.
Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Isteri: Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.
Suami: Too many parameters...
Isteri: Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.
Suami: Data type mismatch.
Isteri: Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.
Suami: It's by Default.
Isteri: Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?
Suami: File in use ... Try later.
Isteri: Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai isteri?
Suami: Unknown Virus.
Isteri : Abg ceraikan saya..
Suami : Alt + F4
Suami: (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Isteri: Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?
Suami: Bad command or filename.
Isteri: Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!
Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?
Isteri: Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?
Suami: Variable not found...
Isteri: Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.
Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Isteri: Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.
Suami: Too many parameters...
Isteri: Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.
Suami: Data type mismatch.
Isteri: Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.
Suami: It's by Default.
Isteri: Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?
Suami: File in use ... Try later.
Isteri: Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai isteri?
Suami: Unknown Virus.
Isteri : Abg ceraikan saya..
Suami : Alt + F4
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TenGOk LAh ..!
aku da tgk tv ..... Dato' Shahrir samad, terpaksa jawap segala soalan pasal kenaikan harga minyak. .......Bukan macam .... lah, asyik bandingkan harga minyak dengan Thailand n Singapore which is amat memualkan. ...lah takde idea, .....multimedia super corridor bagitau yang ramai pelabur dah cabut lagi pasal tak yakin dengan ....lah. dalam meeting merepek yang bukan-bukan..alih-alih ada koridor wilayah utara dan mcm-mcm koridor lagi..pelabur tak yakin, berapa byk koridor nak fokus??? so.....lah, better ...... lepak kat koridor jelah!
kerajaan Lah..... kerajaan Inflasi! enth pa jadi sehari dua ini lagi?!
tv30..... tak berani pun nak interview rakyat tempatan, kang tak pasai makan penumbuk.....
aku rasa tv30..... sure diarahkan jgn siarkan cadangan ape dari...Tun Det ni... biasa la... takkan nak dedahkan .... diorang! negara? tonggang langgang aku rasa skrg ni...
inilah kesilapan TUN yang paling besar, melantik seorang Lah... yang lemah..zaman Tun... dulu jugak... merasa kita minyak naik smp 2-3 puluh sen..main sen2 jer kalau naik pun..
betul...betul....wpun org dok kutuk kata dia rasuah la, itula, inilah....tp otak dia tu geliga...isu rasuah ni, mana2 pemimpin pun.ade...!
aku da tgk tv ..... Dato' Shahrir samad, terpaksa jawap segala soalan pasal kenaikan harga minyak. .......Bukan macam .... lah, asyik bandingkan harga minyak dengan Thailand n Singapore which is amat memualkan. ...lah takde idea, .....multimedia super corridor bagitau yang ramai pelabur dah cabut lagi pasal tak yakin dengan ....lah. dalam meeting merepek yang bukan-bukan..alih-alih ada koridor wilayah utara dan mcm-mcm koridor lagi..pelabur tak yakin, berapa byk koridor nak fokus??? so.....lah, better ...... lepak kat koridor jelah!
kerajaan Lah..... kerajaan Inflasi! enth pa jadi sehari dua ini lagi?!
tv30..... tak berani pun nak interview rakyat tempatan, kang tak pasai makan penumbuk.....
aku rasa tv30..... sure diarahkan jgn siarkan cadangan ape dari...Tun Det ni... biasa la... takkan nak dedahkan .... diorang! negara? tonggang langgang aku rasa skrg ni...
inilah kesilapan TUN yang paling besar, melantik seorang Lah... yang lemah..zaman Tun... dulu jugak... merasa kita minyak naik smp 2-3 puluh sen..main sen2 jer kalau naik pun..
betul...betul....wpun org dok kutuk kata dia rasuah la, itula, inilah....tp otak dia tu geliga...isu rasuah ni, mana2 pemimpin pun.ade...!
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DIY Air Conditioning!
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Re: TenGok lerr...layan jgn tak layan..
tengok apa tuh?.. gelap jaa.. cool place takdak la.. dark place je ada.. Pak Lah akan meletak jawatan masa perhimpunan agung UMNO nanti.. sabarlah.. ni dari sumber2 yg boleh dipercayai.. sebabnya, dia kata nak letak secara terhormat la.. baru Najib dapat la PM tu.. tapi 16 Sept ni jangan pandang ringan, sebab sumber dari sabah sendiri pun kata PASTI berlaku penghijrahan beramai-ramai AP ke PR.. tungguuu...
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Re: TenGok lerr...layan jgn tak layan..
Nadi wrote:tengok apa tuh?.. gelap jaa.. cool place takdak la.. dark place je ada.. Pak Lah akan meletak jawatan masa perhimpunan agung UMNO nanti.. sabarlah.. ni dari sumber2 yg boleh dipercayai.. sebabnya, dia kata nak letak secara terhormat la.. baru Najib dapat la PM tu.. tapi 16 Sept ni jangan pandang ringan, sebab sumber dari sabah sendiri pun kata PASTI berlaku penghijrahan beramai-ramai AP ke PR.. tungguuu...
..maybe ur pc got problem...video clip bole tu tgok tru my pc...
....ur info ..about lah...already in side my pockET..TQ
p/s.."...[quote="Nadi"]tengok apa tuh?
: fadel: tengOk le kalO dpt TenGOK!
".. gelap jaa.."
: fadel: Golap..EH!...kalu tak dpt tgok mmg golap!
"..cool place takdak la.. dark place je ada..
: fadel:
".. Pak Lah akan meletak.."
:fadel : .... >>KORANG CAYA KER???
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