DOCTORs are used to getting calls at any hour.

by **msaa** Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:00 pm

lawak 1:

DOCTORs are used to getting calls at any hour.

One night a man phoned, waking me up. "I'm sorry to bother you," he said, "but I think my wife has appendicitis." Still half‑asleep, I reminded him that I had taken his wife's inflamed appendix out a couple of years before. "Whoever heard of a second appendix?" I asked.
"You may not have heard of a second appendix," he replied, "but surely you've heard of a second wife."

Lawak 2:

Custom at the university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, class was cancelled. one professor arrived early for a 9 a.m. lecture. He placed his hat on his desk and went to the faculty room. Before he knew it, it was 9.10. and his classroom was empty.

The next day, he let his students have it. "When my hat is here," he fumed, "I'm here!"

The following day, the professor arrived at 9 a.m. He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks ‑ and no students.

by **diela** Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:55 am

phew!!!

DOCTORs are used to getting calls at any hour.

DOCTORs are used to getting calls at any hour.

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