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Bile pakwe omputeh
Dina nak break dgn bf omputih melalui surat:
hi darlie, my motive
write dis letter 2 give know u somethings. i want 2 cut connection us.
i saw u play wood 3 in front of my eyes. so, i break connection 2 pull
my body from dis luv. i have think about dis very cook2 and almost burn. i know i clap
1 hand only. i don trust u again! u really crocodile land. i don want u
2 play2 with my liver. i have been crying until no more eye water. i
don want it have male function wit u and i don want banana 2 fruit 2 times.i hope u do not try 2 dis tub mee again. 1 more tin don try to say apollo gies 2 mee.save walk... ... ... ... ..
tank Q,
that truu,
Dina bt. Dino
hi darlie, my motive
write dis letter 2 give know u somethings. i want 2 cut connection us.
i saw u play wood 3 in front of my eyes. so, i break connection 2 pull
my body from dis luv. i have think about dis very cook2 and almost burn. i know i clap
1 hand only. i don trust u again! u really crocodile land. i don want u
2 play2 with my liver. i have been crying until no more eye water. i
don want it have male function wit u and i don want banana 2 fruit 2 times.i hope u do not try 2 dis tub mee again. 1 more tin don try to say apollo gies 2 mee.save walk... ... ... ... ..
tank Q,
that truu,
Dina bt. Dino
Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
kah...kah...kah...nak pecah perut d watnye.....hampesss..!!broken english..,ayat tak agak2......-)
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
Konon2 ckp omputeh berabuk lah tp sepatah haram pkwe omputeh dia tak paham...Hahahahahaahah...........
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
hehehehe..apa da..patut le pkwe omputihnya cr lain..tentu2 ms dorg dating dia tak phm apa2..
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
Salam...
tu pakwe omputeh..kalu pakwe indon ker...bagla ker. lagi hampeh aku rase
tu pakwe omputeh..kalu pakwe indon ker...bagla ker. lagi hampeh aku rase
Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
Muarghhhhhhh....
" u go straight..and don't belok2...straight ajer don't belok2..!!
Yes,NoThank u ,orait....
Please come again later...!!
Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
" u go straight..and don't belok2...straight ajer don't belok2..!!
Yes,NoThank u ,orait....
Please come again later...!!
Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
hehhehee.....ye la tu
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
2 my dear dina....
dont worry,u just leave tat crocodile land.....
u throw out de crocodile land outside ur heart..
tell him dont play2 n flower not one in de garden n bee also not one....everywhere got bee....
taking care..........
broken jugak x?
dont worry,u just leave tat crocodile land.....
u throw out de crocodile land outside ur heart..
tell him dont play2 n flower not one in de garden n bee also not one....everywhere got bee....
taking care..........
broken jugak x?
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laura wrote:2 my dear dina....
dont worry,u just leave tat crocodile land.....
u throw out de crocodile land outside ur heart..
tell him dont play2 n flower not one in de garden n bee also not one....everywhere got bee....
taking care..........
broken jugak x?
broken tapi best ar ayat omputeh dina tu
ayat laura pun best i nak belajar la hahahahaha
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"one day i drive to shoping complex, when the car infront emergency brek, i brek also, but i wonder why my brek do not eat, when i check the tyre no flower anymore..."
ok tak...?
ok tak...?
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Ok kak wan.Klu noni jd cikgu BI noni bg full mark......
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Wan wrote:"one day i drive to shoping complex, when the car infront emergency brek, i brek also, but i wonder why my brek do not eat, when i check the tyre no flower anymore..."
ok tak...?
the tayer not eat coz the periz up-up alredy and no mor flower coz the flower can not get fotosintesis...
all the broken ingelish....hahahahaha
Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
ishhhh....jahanam bahase omputeh...nasib baek bkn bahase kite....
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
bravo...bravo...
very importan 2 talk english even broken maa...
very importan 2 talk english even broken maa...
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
mcmana downg dating..pakai bahasa isyarat eh...
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Mutiara Kata saya: "WaLaUaPaPUN Yg BeRLaKU..HidUP InI MesTi diTeRusKaN...i dOnT FoRGiVe PeOpLe BecOz I'm WeaK . i FoRGiVe ThEM BecOz I'm StRoNG EnoUGH tO UndERsTaND ThaT eVeRYoNE MaKEs MiSTaKE.."
Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
nie...new english song utk korang sume.....
black sweet,black sweet...ohhhh black sweet....
i c u no fed up,i c u no fed up.....
ATAU DLM BAHASA MELAYUNYE...
hitam manis,hitam manis,yang hitam manis....
pandang x jemu,pandang tak jemu...
hehehehe....ni lagu ciptaan noni sbnrnye...
black sweet,black sweet...ohhhh black sweet....
i c u no fed up,i c u no fed up.....
ATAU DLM BAHASA MELAYUNYE...
hitam manis,hitam manis,yang hitam manis....
pandang x jemu,pandang tak jemu...
hehehehe....ni lagu ciptaan noni sbnrnye...
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
laura wrote:nie...new english song utk korang sume.....
black sweet,black sweet...ohhhh black sweet....
i c u no fed up,i c u no fed up.....
ATAU DLM BAHASA MELAYUNYE...
hitam manis,hitam manis,yang hitam manis....
pandang x jemu,pandang tak jemu...
hehehehe....ni lagu ciptaan noni sbnrnye...
Ko jgn laura,nnti paul moss suruh aku buat lirik ni sampai habis,masak kepala otak aku nak reka bahasa.....
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
laura wrote:nie...new english song utk korang sume.....
black sweet,black sweet...ohhhh black sweet....
i c u no fed up,i c u no fed up.....
ATAU DLM BAHASA MELAYUNYE...
hitam manis,hitam manis,yang hitam manis....
pandang x jemu,pandang tak jemu...
hehehehe....ni lagu ciptaan noni sbnrnye...
Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
[/quote]
mamat ketawa sampai mcm tu skali.....
nape?lagu sy x sedap ker?
mamat ketawa sampai mcm tu skali.....
nape?lagu sy x sedap ker?
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
mamat ketawa sampai mcm tu skali.....laura wrote:
nape?lagu sy x sedap ker?[/quote]
bkn x sdp cik tikus tp lawak je bunyinyer...
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
jgn ckp gitu...kecik ati noni.....
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
nnti paul moss ckp rubbish lak...suka tul paul moss ngan rubbish..hihi
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Re: Bile pakwe omputeh
xpe tikus... biar ati kecik jan ati rosak..hehehehehehelaura wrote:jgn ckp gitu...kecik ati noni.....
dorsumsallae- KERABAT TEGAR SENIOR
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