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Post by mamat84123 Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:38 pm

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
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Post by zaki78 Tue 01 Jul 2008, 12:52 am

hampehhh!
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Post by princess_pirates Tue 01 Jul 2008, 11:46 am

siut jer..
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Post by lavender Fri 11 Jul 2008, 5:56 pm

ayukk....sabor jer aku...
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Post by aieyda Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:25 pm

dush aku bagi
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Post by zamasy20 Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:25 pm

Laaaa.... Penyek
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Post by BlackBoner Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:57 pm

hmmmmm... ayam
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Post by amendarais Sun 27 Jul 2008, 10:57 pm

nice" lawak"...STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Laughing STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Laughing STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Laughing .....am sorry if i offended u..
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Post by dorsumsallae Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:21 pm

gelak sakan bleh tahan la..good try.. tepuk Very Happy
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Post by Bon Wed 30 Jul 2008, 4:56 pm

hahahahahahahahahahaha....
gelak sakan gelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakan
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Post by dorsumsallae Wed 30 Jul 2008, 4:57 pm

uii.bon..glak sakan ko aaa Very Happy
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Post by Bon Wed 30 Jul 2008, 5:21 pm

Bon: kita harus belajar dari negara lain supaya tidak ada kebakaran huatn lain lagi....
dorsumsallae: contohnya negara mana?
Bon: negara arab....
dorsumsallae: Penyek
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Post by nyamok Wed 30 Jul 2008, 8:43 pm

cheh!!!!!!.............................. gelak sakan
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Post by dorsumsallae Thu 31 Jul 2008, 8:53 am

Bon wrote:Bon: kita harus belajar dari negara lain supaya tidak ada kebakaran huatn lain lagi....
dorsumsallae: contohnya negara mana?
Bon: negara arab....
dorsumsallae: Penyek
gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan
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Post by mamat84123 Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:50 am

Bon wrote:Bon: kita harus belajar dari negara lain supaya tidak ada kebakaran huatn lain lagi....
dorsumsallae: contohnya negara mana?
Bon: negara arab....
dorsumsallae: Penyek

hahahah....... gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan
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Post by dorsumsallae Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:04 pm

ooo..ko gelak ek mamat..ko amek pc 2..ko p mkn cpt.. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Post by Bon Thu 31 Jul 2008, 1:02 pm

ada lg 1.....

bon: siapa nama anak eric???
dorsumsallae: sony eric'son...
nyamok: gelak sakan gelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakangelak sakanhahahaha....
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Post by dorsumsallae Thu 31 Jul 2008, 2:56 pm

hahahahaha...lawak la ko ni bon gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan gelak sakan
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