sms lawak..

sapa sapa yg pernah sms yg lawak gila kongsi2 la kat sini..
boleh la kita bergelak ketawa sampai terguling2 bersama..he..hee...

mesti u guling dr puncak gunung kinabalu ye eriy..hehehe

he..he..he..sambil guling sambil bersms dgn Azie...

Azie bayangkan kalau guling dari puncak kinabalu tak cedera apapun..
u xray langsung tak ada patah tulang..mcm tengkorak yg tengah menari nari tu...he..he..he..

best la..tiap2 hari i nak guling..hehehhe...eriy cam citer hindustan pulak..nak guling2...wakakakakka... i suggest u guling ngn black...pastu kita sama2 gulingkan hotline..wkakaakka

aik aku pun ada gak dlm crita ni????

nak guling ngan aku? kang tepenyek sbb aku guling pakai stemroll hehehehehehe

guling jangan tak guling...he..he..he..

BLaCK pernah tak dpt sms yg lucu..
post la kat sini..sama2 gelak sampai terguling guling..he..he..he..

sms lucu???? xde la eriy..

eriy apa kata u foward ja sms tu kat i..hehehhe..

lepas tu foward balik kat saya..he..he..he..

weiii... bagi la sms paling terlawak sekali...nak ketawa sampai terguling2 ni...

benda paling lawak adalah.....


AZIE!!!! hehehe

hotline ni memang tambi betui la...

tambi..khe...khe..khe...

wakakakakaka..muka dia mmg ada iras ckit ngan............................................

palin banyak dapat sms lawak masa pilhanraya macam2....nak siar dah x relevan!!....he..he..simpan pilahanraya akan datang!!

P/S:jangan fikir benda lain...

ku cium..
harum mu membangkitkan
ghairah ku..



ku pegang..
dengan perlahan..ku pandang
dengan bernafsu..




lalu ku buka..
aku tak tahan..
lalu ku nikmati dengan
penuh perasaan..

SEDAPPNYAA...OHHH...




DURIAN..DURIAN...
he..he..he..he..
(sms dari Azie...Azie kuat makan durian..sekali makan habis sepokok..he..he..he..)




bila awak jadi api,
saya rela jadi asap,
bila awak jadi lautan,
saya rela jadi ikan,
bila awak jadi matahari,
saya rela jadi siang,
bila awak jadi monyet,
saya rela...



saya rela



saya relakan!!!
JADILAH...!!!!

(jadilah MONYETTTT... Azie...sbb Azie yang sms kat saya...he..he..he..)

hehehehehe..eriy ni mcm2 la..nanti ada sms lawak i foward lg kat u..pastu u foward balik kat i..hehehehe

masih aktif tk sms lawak ni? tkpe saya hantar yg ni...

Artery : The study of paintings

Bacteria : Back door of the cafeteria

Barium : What u do with dead patients

Bowels : A E I O U

Caesarean Section : A suburb in Rome

Cat scan : A search for kitty

D & C : Where Washington is

Dilate : To live longer

Enema : Not your friend

Fester : Quicker

Genital : Not a Jew

Impotent : Distinguished and well known

Labour pain : Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff : Doctor's walking stick

Morbid : Higher offer

Nitrates : Cheaper than day rates

Out Patient : A person who's fainted

Pelvis : A friend of Elvis

Post Operative : A letter courier

Seizure : The roman Emperor

Terminal illness : when u get sick at the airport

Tumor : Another couple

Urine : The opposite of "you're out"


ZUMA (Z.U.M.A.) : Zero Understanding of Medical Affairs

ni lagi....bahasa org putih ok ye....

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's you r problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."



Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions"

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, deli cious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

Hey Mr Principal, please toss off those erotic thoughts.. hahaha...

I was looking for an empty space to
park my car at Bayan Baru when
suddenly there's a knock on the glass


"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu
Chimpeng mana ah..?"


"Apa?"


"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya
itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satu
Chimpeng..."


"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa
tempat itu Chimpeng?"


"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya
mau pigi angkat wang la..."


"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?
Along ka?"


"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun
tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam itu
Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu
balu punya Peng.."




buat aku pening je.. dia actually
cari .......




CIMB Bank .. !!!!!!!

kha..kha..kha.. ingatkan cari apa tadi...

biase dpt sms gituh..huhuhuh