SeNyUm La wEhhHHH...

by **aieyda** Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:43 pm

Jenis-Jenis Senyuman

BANYAK BENTUK SENYUMAN YANG BOLEH KITA BERIKAN KEPADA RAKAN-RAKAN KITA... TAPI AWAS TIDAK SEMUA SENYUMAN YANG KITA BOLEH BERIKAN KEPADA MEREKA...SO LET'S CHECK OUT...

SENYUMAN KEGEMBIRAAN
time ni mesti tengah-tengah masuk GAJI ....time nilah kita hAPPy sangAt..so berikan senyuman yang paling manis pada rakan AnDA

SENYUMAN KESIPUAN
senyuman ni kita berikan biasanya nak Cover Line or dapat PUjiAN dari rakan ..so paparkan lah senyum tersebut......jangan over sudah.....

SENYUMAN MENGADA-GADA
senyuman ini perlu anda berikan pada MUsuh-mUSuh anda...bagi untuk menambahkan saham pahala ( kena umpat) anda dan untuk menarik perhatian sekeliling......hmmm.....

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You want to die? I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak