Di mana mereka yang bernama jururawat?

Power tu.....

ni makcik suker ni?????????????meh cn musimpanas makcik enjek kor...makcik bab2 suntik menyuntik ni memang keja makcik....klu musimpanas makcik kasi bonus...makcik enjek musimpanas guna syringe 50cc dan neddle 14G...nak tak musimpanas......

Terbaik......bisa diaturrrrrrrr....

AhTuck wrote:apa beza jd staf ngan student???...
apa beza utara ngan selatan??..
jawab2..hehe

hmm nak tau juga ni, mugkin jadi staff lebih banyak tanggjawab....
utara ngan selatan? bezanya........dari segi perkataan dan dialet bercakap........huhu

staf dan student memang berbeza,student kita tak payah fikir byk,cuma fikirkan study dan exam,staf berat t/jawab kena pikul..ada yg tebawa masalah kerja sampai rumah,tension byk lagi.. kalau ada pengurusan baik tak jd masalah

betul 2 adilla...poning kapla...
but bla ikut forum ni ada krg jgla sket tension 2... best plak tengok celoteh korang...
Mcmn ah tuck da berjaya tackle sepa2 ker dlm forum ne?
kalo tak hehehee......

J'Qline wrote:Mcmn ah tuck da berjaya tackle sepa2 ker dlm forum ne?
kalo tak hehehee......

klu J'Qline nak isi borang takde hal punye..hehe

amboi ahtuck..jual minyak ek

ye la..die jual minyak plak...heheh... gura je la ah tuck...

.....tengah cari nurse yang tunjuk kuat masa kat wad 5 (oto) HKL dulu.
saiz slim giler....tapi xsyen tunjuk kuat kat orang sakit. Ada ker patut selamber ganaz jer dia angkat kaki 'manja' yg baru lepas operation 'patah' . sakit wooooo angkat ler pelan2 lain kali tau. Siap nko Nora...baik mintak ampun cepat kat manja

Maybe manja terlalu manja 2...2 la nurse 2 nyampah kut..

Jejak jururawat : ( missing in action )

nama : Dian ( nama glamor )
lokasi akhir : admin. HUKM
asal : Kelantan
Kegemaran : selalu dulu pergi karaoke sama2 kat yow chuan
Pesanan : guano demo ... kawin dah belum ?

. plz reply A.S.A.P

J Qline..... masa tu tak manja sangat. sikit2 jer. itu pun bila
rasa sakit perut dan rasa nak 'anu' jer. Dah tak leh bangun..nak
buat mcm mana kan kan kan kan?

Manelah mereka menghilang ni.....tek der berita lah....

warna tak hal.. yang penting cara kerja tu.... setakat pangkat tinggi mengunung apa pun tarak tak leh jugak.. hampeh... kataorg.

saya di sini... yuhu....

ehh.. saya tgk geng2 moderator ni ramai nurse husm.... saya pun husm dulu..hehe

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haiiii....

hai fifi...

DIMANA MEREKA YANG BERNAMA JURURAWAT ?

Saya tau...saya tau...saya tau....

Jururawat mestilah dekat spital, tak pun kat wad, tak pun kat klinik, tak pun kat klinik desa, tak pun kat KKIA, tak pun kat private hosp, tak pun mengajar, tak pun tengah buat lawatan rumah, tak pun bagi suntikan kat budak-budak sekolah, tak pun duduk kat matron office, tak pun duduk kat bilik sister, tak pun duduk kat kementerian kesihatan malaysia, tak pun tengah belajar, paling tidak pun, kat rumah... jaga anak.....

KENAPA TANYA YA.....?

"You Might Be a Nurse If..."

*You can drink a pot of coffee and still go to sleep in the morning.

*You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazapam, and Compazine.

*You can�t see it; it�s probably not there.

*Your sense of humor seems to get more warped each year.

*You think it is acceptable to use "penis" and "vagina" in a normal conversation.

*You believe the definition of stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven�t fallen asleep yet.

*You believe that if warm wine enemas were routinely ordered, patient complaints would greatly decrease.

*You call some of your co-workers "Flowers in the Field of Medicine" because they�re bloomin� idiots.

*You hope there�s a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light.

*You believe not all patients are annoying. Some are dead.

*You believe experience is something you don�t get until just after you need it.

*You see stress as a normal way of life.

*You have a tendency to laugh at your patient�s "big" problems.

*You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart.

*You believe the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

*You�ve ever thought, "Patients, God love �em, because today, I sure don�t!"

*Everything only happens all at once.

*You have more T-shirts that say, "Love a nurse PRN" than plain T-shirts.

*You�ve ever referred to other nurses as "Band-Aid Bunnies."

*You�ve ever been telling work stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw-up.

*You write a patient report and have to translate it to medical records because of all the acronyms in it.

*You notice that you use more four-letter words now than before you became a nurse.

*You look in your closet and can�t find anything non-medical to wear.

*You�ve ever told anyone in pain to "stop being a baby and deal with it."

*You have a patient in four-point leathers that asks if you�re a nurse, you reply "Yes", and walk away.

*You�ve ever told a patient to "stop faking it."

*You believe all bleeding stops...eventually.

*You don�t get excited about blood loss unless it�s your own.

*You don�t hit patients or doctors....unless absolutely necessary.

*You believe the pain will go away when it stops hurting.

*Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong and if nothing has gone wrong, you�ve obviously don�t understand the situation.

*You believe if you can keep your head among all this confusion, you obviously don�t understand the situation.

*You�ve ever said, "Why am I here?"

*If you believe if a patient who has a catheter, he needs it.

*Everyone gets treated exactly the same...until they piss you off.

*When you get a call telling you the name of your next admit and you can do the care plan before the patient gets to the floor.

*When called for orders, the MD says, "Write them yourself; you know the patient better than I do."

*You�ve ever had to contend with someone who thinks constipation for 4 hours is an emergency.

*Ever rolled your eyes when the 14 year-old says, "No, I�ve never had sex."

*You refer to motorcyclists as organ donors.

*You
can eat a candy bar with one hand while performing digital stimulation
on your patient with the other hand, and it doesn�t bother you.

*You believe Tylenol, Advil, or Excedrin provides a large part of your daily calorie intake requirements.

*You�ve ever held a 14-gauge needle over someone�s vein and said, "Now your going to feel a little stick."

*You can identify the "PID Shuffle" and the "Kidney Stone Squirm" at 15 feet.

*You�ve ever had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I�m afraid of shots."

*You�ve ever thought, "As long as he�s got a pulse, I don�t care about the rhythm."

*You think the ultimate cruel joke is get someone drunk, take them to the ER and tell them he OD�d on "some kind of pills."

*You automatically multiply by three the number of drinks a patient claims to have daily.

*You can keep a straight face when a patient responds, "Just two beers."

*You feel that if someone is shot or stabbed, they probably deserved it.

*You stare at someone in utter disbelief when they actually cover their mouth to cough.

*You think "awake and stupid" is an appropriate choice for mental status.

*You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.

*You have encouraged obnoxious patients to sign out AMA.

*You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

*Your most common assessment question at 2 a.m. is "Why is this an emergency now?"

*You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick.

*You don�t believe 90% of what you�re told, and 75% of what you see.

*You firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis.

*You have to leave the patient before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.

*You believe a book entitled "Suicide: Getting it Right the First Time" will be your next project.

*You believe a good tape job will fix anything.

*You�ve ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, "I don�t know how that got stuck in there."

*You have ever had a patient say, "I�m not pregnant, I can�t be pregnant! I can�t be having a baby!"

*You have a special shrine in your home to the inventor of Haldol.

*You can think of another 200 examples of "You Might Be a Nurse If..."

If kawan2 saya di forum ni rasa all of the above are just jokes...keep on laughing...tp bg saya ni adalah satu ejekan untuk kita yg bergelar nurse...xsume nurse seperti di atas...tp hakikatnya tetap ada...by the way,let gone to be by gone...kita sama2 berubah dan muhasabah diri kita supaya nurse di malaysia xdipandang serong dan masyrakat masih letak kepercayaan kat kita..as stated by Florence Nightingale (1859),

"Unless we are making progress in our nursing every year,
every month, every week, take my word for it we are
going back."