Who Say Our English is Teruk?..

by **falci** Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:55 am

Who Say Our English Is Teruk??? Just See Below .
It's so simple,short,concise, straight-to- the-point, effective etc........

[color:b550=red:b550]WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wa llet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOME ONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom. I have to stop you there. I understand where are you coming from, but I really have to disagree with what u said about the issue
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be a little bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die la!!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happen? Why like that?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here let me show you..
Malaysians: Like that also duno how to do..

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Chilaka you!!

by aremtm Fri 07 Sep 2007, 12:09 am

lagi satu yg org putih ni semua melainkan kita je tau...

" Don't Play-play, ah..." = Jangan main-main tau...
" Walk slowly-slowly.." = Jalan perlahan-perlahan..
" What time now?" = Pukul berapa sekarang?
" cuba try..." = ??? mcm mana nak alih bahasa ye Laughing

by **anakpintar** Mon 10 Sep 2007, 9:23 am

ooo...cannot gi...cannot gi

by **AhTuck** Thu 13 Sep 2007, 4:37 pm

wait- wait arr...

by **diela** Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:11 pm

WHEN ASSESING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be a little bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die la!!!

bkn diela ek.. hahahah..

by **mamat84123** Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:36 pm

salam...

thats the way orang malaysia talk-talk....
always ader add something dalam ayat...
rojak laa katakan...
i love MALAYSIA....

"nak secawan"....

by **nizamsha** Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:27 pm

Penah dengar Safety Engineer ni....asal kelantan....bila tanya die apa keputusan die dalam satu perkara...he always say this....

"I follow mu lah..."

Engineer buatan Malaysia lah katakan...he..he..he....kesian