Re: Berkongsi idea lawak..

by **fasha_wanna** Fri 03 Jul 2009, 2:02 pm

best la lawak sni..

insyaallah klu free nnt sy post jokes yg sy de ..

by **sweetcouple** Fri 03 Jul 2009, 2:25 pm

fasha_wanna wrote:
sweetcouple wrote:Tajuk:- Malam yang dingin
Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalamsebuah bilik yang sederhana besar,di atas katil...... sepasang suami isteriyang telah lanjut usia baru masuk tidur. Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapiisterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu....Si isteri bersuara,"Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan sayabila kita nak tido."Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tanganisterinya, lepas tu mula mengantuk semula. Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya."Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanyadan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Lepas tu sambung tido balik.Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi,"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......." Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontarselimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?"Dengan marah suaminya menjawab, "Nak gi amik gigi ...la ni" HAHAHAHHA......................
p/s:- lawak ni 18sx..just sekadar gurauan..tiada kaitan yang hidup dan yang mati...

gg??

snsitif nihh..

hahaha...

alamak...den lupo ekau kojo kek klinik gigi...wahaha.... rabbit

by **sweetcouple** Fri 03 Jul 2009, 2:27 pm

fasha_wanna wrote:
sweetcouple wrote:tajuk:- lawak bersalin
empat orang ayah sedang menunggu kelahiran bayi mereka diruang rehat sebuah hospital.Kegelisahan jelas di riak muka mereka.... Seorang jururawat keluar dari bilik pembedahan lalu berkata kepada lelaki yang pertama,
"Tahniah! isteri tuan selamat melahirkan anak kembar dua.""kembar dua?kebetulan pula,saya keje kat menara berkembar Petronas ,"kata lelaki yang pertama dengan riangnye.

Beberape mnit kmudian ,jururawat lain datang memberitahu kepada lelaki kedua,"Isteri tuan selamat melahirkan bayi kembar tiga.Tahniah!'"Apa?Kembar tiga?Saye bekerja dengan 3D corperation,kata laki yang kedua.

Setengah jam kemudian,seorang jururawat memberitahu kepade lelaki ketiga,"Tahniah!Isteri tuan selamat .tuan dikurniakan anak kembar empat"kate jururawat itu dengan tenang. "kemba empat?Sungguh saya x menduga kejadian ini,saye pula bekerja di Four Season Hotel,"kata lelaki ketiga dengan gembira .

Lelaki yg keempat pula mudar-mandir kegelisahan.Ketiga-tiga lelaki tadi berase hairan melihat keadaan lelaki keempat itu.Mereka bertanya,"Apakah yg merunsingkan awk?" Dengan perasaan gelisah dia menjwab,"Saye bekerja di Seven Eleven." hehehe....

hehehe..

yg lelaki ke empat tu dpt 7 or 11 ank?

muahaha...den pun tak tau dapek soboleh ko tujuh anak dio..... Razz

by **fasha_wanna** Sun 05 Jul 2009, 3:34 pm

ni de satu joke..

tp jgn marah pulak ye..

sume pasti terasa..

It takes a knock on all three communities...

THE GENIE

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a
magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two
wishes, Macha.." The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to
be rich like a Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian
was smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt
complete with handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new
shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection. Not only was he smartly
dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian
angrily summoned the genie and complained " Are you deaf or what? I
said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!" I
don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way
to become rich..." The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one
more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly
replied " I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!" Poof! He
was transformed into a Bumiputra...

by **fasha_wanna** Sun 05 Jul 2009, 3:39 pm

A 9 year old boy came home unexpectedly, saw her mum and her lover and
hid in the bedroom closet. Suddenly, the door bell rang. The woman's
husband also came home suddenly. The woman put her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy was in there already.

The little boy said, "Dark in here."

The man said, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "250 Ringgit" (1 US$ = 4 Malaysian Ringgit)

In the next few weeks, it happened again that the boy and the lover were in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover remembering the last time, asked the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "750 Ringgit"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father said to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy said, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asked, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy - "1,000 Ringgit"

The
father said, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...
that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."

They went to the church and the father made the little boy sat in the
confession booth and he closed the door.

The boy said, "Dark in here."

The priest - "Don't you start that again...."

by **azrunia** Fri 09 Apr 2010, 6:36 pm

hahahaahhahhahaa.........amin........

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